In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

A Dungeon Siege Tale\

I had an absolute HOOT watching this movie. 🙂

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Imagine Lord of the Rings, Joan of Arc, The Matrix, a bunch of cheeseball movies and some ninjas (yes, ninjas) all rolled into one. Think Scary Movie without the comedy.

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That’s exactly what it felt like while watching this movie. You could easily identify the influences that “inspired” this movie. From the evil magician/sorcerer (magus in the movie) that lived in a Mordor-like castle to the armor-clad Lee Lee Sobieski who reminded you of her old movie, Joan of Arc.

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And it’s not just movies you “see” in this one but movie archetypes(? maybe not the right word. couldn’t think of the right one), “scenes” and characters painfully and hysterically evident that you can’t help but clutch your stomach from the pain of laughing non-stop. I mean, come oooon. Stealthy soldiers that moved, fought and even looked like ninjas? Deformed and inhuman creatures that lived for fighting and were controlled by said evil sorcerer (hello orcs)? Or how about the vengeful father who unsurprisingly fights extremely well even though he says that farming’s all he knows?

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Another thing: I’ve never seen the movie before, but I could predict what was going to happen or what was going to be said next. PRE-DIC-TUH-BUHL. hahaha. In a funny way, though. My dad and I had a blast trying to outdo each other in the “this is what’s gonna happen/what he’s gonna say next” game.

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This movie is a load of crap. Definitely not worth watching on the silver screen, but watch it in the comforts of your own home and laugh with your friends and family at how absolutely absurd this movie is.

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p.s. I just realized that Lee Lee Sobieski CAN NOT act to save her life. She had one expression the entire time. Plus a monotonous voice. Too bad. I liked her in Joan of Arc.

p.p.s. crappy review for a crappy movie. lol.

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2 thoughts on “In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

  1. It’s a crap man and you use to the name Kristanna Loken,you have a lot of money a great star and you do nothing.Nobody can see that girl,that star it’s a Warrior Princess??? no? to bad for you because you just miss another great star,and beauty. You are loved in my contry that be sure Kristanna.That beautiful woman can be in top anyway,but the problem it’s because you don’t believe.
    Cristel5 RO.

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