I got new eye glasses because I had lost mine months ago and badly needed new ones. My astigmatism had gone up because of this.
I wanted hipster glasses. You know, the one with the thick black square frames, but for some reason, they were expensive.
I got plain black aluminum ones. Not hipster enough, but it suits my face.
I don’t know why I want hipster glasses. I’m not even a hipster.
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